Aprils Fools

Today is April 1st and if you don't know what also is today then you may want to watch out because you are pretty much a sitting duck just waiting for people to prank you.

I could write and tell you all about the amazing dude in my life and see how many of you would actually believe I'm madly in love.

FYI I'm not in love with anyone, but it does make me laugh how many of my friends suddenly go into a facebook relationship on April 1st.

Just for the sake of having a good time I'm going to give you some random facts about myself and those of you who graciously take the time to read my rambling can take a guess if I'm trying to fool your or not.

Prizes too! Well let me explain if you lived close I would bake you  some brownies. Which in the spirit of the day of jokes may or may not be tainted with uh lets just say some very effective cleansing medicines.

1. I'm a coffee drinking girl. I love the feel of the warm mug in my hands and the smell that wafts up to my nose. I love the fact that will give me a physiological boost to my day. Please  don't give me my coffee without cream and sugar or I'll turn up my nose to it.

2. Somewhere in a pile of papers that is somewhere in a chest filled with random objects  I have a letter handwritten letter from the president and CEO of Family Life Today. Just ask my mom I'm hooked on Family life. In High school I planned my whole school morning so could have a break during FL Today. I don't listen when they are talking about how to put more romance in your marriage or any other topics that I could do without, because that would just be awkward. A

3. As a child my dream job was working in the ER. I could just see myself racing around saving people's lives. Putting in IV's like it was as easy as tying your shoes. Comforting people and even giving blood right there on the spot if I had too.

4. My dream vocation would be a warm sandy beach and just laying there reading a good book all day long. With glasses of unlimited raspberry iced tea of course.  And I would like it if all of my friends could come and we could have a bonfire on the beach.

So is the baby me or my niece? Hint I have a "weird family".

5. One day when I was walking through wal-mart I was in a great haste so I decided to take a shortcut through the men's department. I was running as quickly as my non athletic self could manage and ran right smake into a boy of my own age. That was embarrssment number one. The second embarrssment was that he was carrying a glass jar of spegatie sauce that launched out of his hands  which of course broke on the floor and splattered everywhere. Not my fineist moment. I've avoided the mens section ever since.

6. Before going to bed as a child I would enjoy a bedtime snack of carrots and celery. I still do for that matter. Healthy food as always been the best. Though I never of course passed up the opportunity to have ice cream before bed when I stayed at grandma's.

7. I would hoard my candy from the holidays and would still be nibbling on my stash from Valentine's day during the summer. Mostly I would sell my candy to my dad who believed buying candy was cheaper then the dentist bill.

8. When I woke up from getting my wisdom teeth pulled I was in a very good mood and I was singing some of my favorite tunes. You will have to ask my mom exactly what I was singing, but lets just say it songs about falling in love. Reportedly, though I have no recollection of this, I tried to get up and dance with the nurse, but thankfully my dignity was saved and I passed out cold.
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So tell me...which ones do you think I am fooling you on or possibly did I tell you the truth on every single one?

I SLAP FLOOR. Props if you know what that means :)